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hiddlestalker:

*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*

The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

rainekitty:

medschool-thenbabies:

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.

Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.

— Porphyria R’lyeh (via moonbrains)

heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

The Other Woman - Nicki Minaj as  Lydia

perel:

what a man

perel:

what a man

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

geromytime:

I JUST CHOKED ON MY FOOD

geromytime:

I JUST CHOKED ON MY FOOD


Track Name: "rick astley somewhere out there in the gale singing"
Played: 450824 times

drakeartorius:

no but, seriusly, how much screen time is actually SoA’s plot? It feels like half the time we’re watching Jax swagger arounf half naked >.>

(not that I’m complaining XDD)

stigs-journey:

thegoddamazon:

moniquill:

fitanne:

Some eaiser variations of push ups to help you build the strength to do a traditional one!

I don’t generally reblog ‘fitness’ stuff but gaddamn could I use some more arm strength.

Push-ups are my worst nightmare. I can only do 44 before I pass out on the floor.

"I can only do 44" hahaha omg I can’t even do one.

conro101:

oh I have a thing tomorrow? guess I’ll go to bed at 2 AM instead of 3 AM

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.